The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.
by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.
by Nutmeg??? November 09, 2018
A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 28, 2005
When you make up a statistic to justify your lie. Then, when you are called out on the lie you claim that it was not a factual statement.
1.If you want an abortion you go to planned parenthood, that is well over 90% of what planned parenthood does.
That was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that it does happen.
2. Eric : Did you know that 90% of people make up statistics.
Jim : Eric, we all know that you are using kyl-statement.
That was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that it does happen.
2. Eric : Did you know that 90% of people make up statistics.
Jim : Eric, we all know that you are using kyl-statement.
by Mr Zhir April 12, 2011
Him: It's pizza on thursday.
you: Omg that's awesome
Him: just kidding
You: fux off the statement fucker
you: Omg that's awesome
Him: just kidding
You: fux off the statement fucker
by salemalfakir June 23, 2010