That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.
"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"
by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor April 26, 2016
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Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady April 21, 2016
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An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
by vacationdickparty April 09, 2016
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A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation
"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."
by OmeGa_Doughboy April 17, 2016
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A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.
by Jonathan Papoutsis April 09, 2016
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A dick so large it can only be had on certain occasions like vacation. Usually over 9 inches in length.
OMG Becky, I was in Key West last week and I caught som huge vacation dick.
by Thor, King of Assguard April 09, 2016
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