September 1st
The day to do any sexual act you can think of, Like send nudes, intercourse, and anything you can think of
Dude: Hey it's September 1st
Girl: Huh?
Dude: Its National Anything sexual day
Girl: oooooh
by ToxicRussian September 01, 2021
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On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021
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What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?
Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?
by Old school gangster June 08, 2018
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an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021
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