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idiotic

SOMEONE THATS FUCKING STUPID

Timothy: Hey Lisa I’m going to break up with you because you are an idiotic bitch.

by wig flew to an island November 17, 2018

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May 27 Word of the Day

danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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Idiotic

How stupid could you have been... to have met an angel

And burnt her wings

Are you completely mentally insane?

We above are wondering how you were so stupid for you had the universe in your embrace.

But you chose to blow your entire future.

Despicable human

You will never live in peace

Idiotic

by PurpleStarr July 21, 2017

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idiotic

Turning the word idiot from a noun to an adjective.
more fun way of saying stupid

"Why would you through away money? Thats Idiotic!"
"person 1: "Yo, u kno wat happend to me was night? I
thought i was having sex, but it was just my
pillow"

"Person 2: "How idiotic is that you gay ass poo head!"

by Anna Giggles June 28, 2006