the gayest place on earth, filled with shitty drugs and lifted trucks.
aka land of the bored shitless

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

When your diarrhea is so bad that you get in the shower, cut the cake (pry your cheeks open), bend over, and allow the jet stream of water to rush down your crack as you force all the shat out of your body. Any chunks that don’t drain will result in a Waffle Stomper.