Top definition
To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.
Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?
by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When using iChat on a Mac to video chat with someone, usually a significant other, and having virtual sex. Better than phone sex.
by MrLately March 21, 2010
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To masturbate with audio or images provided by; An iPhone, iPod, or other personal media device. The definition remains the same even if done in private or public.
by Gregory K. October 03, 2007
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When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to run the streets naked and try to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.
Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a huge boner, I think I will go and bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"
Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.
Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.
by Luke the Great10101010101 April 10, 2012
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n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.
v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.
v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.
by Sugatits June 08, 2009