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When you are busy doing something and someone asks you to do something and you know you aer never going to do it use this term and hope they forget about it.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

In all seriousness. For when you post something that's completely stupid, and you want to change the note to a serious one.

Itchy Ass Syndrome;

Chronic itchiness of the buttocks/rectum area. Does not include lower back. Usually only lasts for one day, but can persist for longer. If symptoms last for more than a week, consult a doctor.

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Internet Anonymity Syndrome

The effect that anonymity has on some people while online, that causes them to behave like total assholes.

International Asshole Society