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Phil is so iWashed he will only buy Apple products, all he talks about is Apple and wants everyone to buy only Apple products and when someone talks poorly about Apple he gets angry and defends them like its a family member.
by adamrafael4 April 08, 2011
Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"
Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?
Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"
Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?
Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"
Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
by mrmrpopo November 27, 2011