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One of the better rivals for the iPod, with lots more features, more room, better batterylife, and it isn't ridiculously overpriced.
- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought an iPod!
- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.
- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.
by Bas August 20, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
The makers of superior portable media players.
Manufactured portable media players before the iPod was invented.
Manufactured portable media players before the iPod was invented.
Person 1: Check out my iPod! I spent $400 on it and I can only use it with iTunes and its battery lasts about three hours!
Person 2: You retard, you should have got an iRiver!
Person 2: You retard, you should have got an iRiver!
by val1234444 September 12, 2005
3
iRivers have come to be known as Ipod ripoffs, but that is simply is not true. The iRiver and the iAudio are two vastly superior mp3 players. The Best on the market. Color Screen, support for more file types, longer battery life, better build quality, FM tuner, the ability to play videos and display pictures, and better sound quality then most players. All of that for the same price as a standard plain iPod. For the people who want a good mp3 player, or for those who just want to stand out.
Typical ignorant idiot: Dude, is that an iPod?
Me: No, it's an iRiver.
Same idiot as before: HAHAHAHA you are so cheap.
Me: YOU IDIOT! it's the same price and is vastly superior to the ipod.
Me: No, it's an iRiver.
Same idiot as before: HAHAHAHA you are so cheap.
Me: YOU IDIOT! it's the same price and is vastly superior to the ipod.
by Jesus the second July 23, 2005
4
iRiver a company founded by ReignCom in Korea it is a DAP (Digital Audio Player you dumbass) that is vastly superior to the company known as iPod, founded by Apple. The products created by iRiver include the ifp series (flash players) T Series (Flash Players) and the new U Series (HDD based player...that plays music, and Video) H100 Series (Hdd based player...enhanced by RockBox) H300 Series (Awsome DAP that eve plays movies...and has excellent sound quality) and the PMP Seires (Portable Media Player...movies, pics, video etc...)
And if you didn't know...iRiver came out approx. four and a half years before iPods did.
And if you didn't know...iRiver came out approx. four and a half years before iPods did.
Dumbass at School: is that great music player the newest iPod?
Me: no...*mumbles dumbass*
Dumbass: Oh..well if it isn't and iPod..what is it?
Me: it's an iRiver H320
Dumbass: Pssh...ur Gay
Me: No...you are
*pushes the kid down the stairs*
In the Future: little kid looks in Toilet...engraved in the side...made from recycled iPods...
Me: no...*mumbles dumbass*
Dumbass: Oh..well if it isn't and iPod..what is it?
Me: it's an iRiver H320
Dumbass: Pssh...ur Gay
Me: No...you are
*pushes the kid down the stairs*
In the Future: little kid looks in Toilet...engraved in the side...made from recycled iPods...
by Alibaster September 29, 2005
6
almost an ipod but can
hold a lot more songs-
and has
a lot-
more--
battery
life--
then an
ipod does. i bought one and
i have no problems with it!
hold a lot more songs-
and has
a lot-
more--
battery
life--
then an
ipod does. i bought one and
i have no problems with it!
by k-k-kayt! 212121 January 12, 2006