Top definition
A period of time that apple users suffer for (which causes misery to others in proximity) that compels them to either rant about how good Mac products are, or how bad Windows products are.

People on their iRag often display symptoms of emoism, retardation, and generally poor logic.

Often the iRag can be guarded against by shoving an iPad in the perpetrator's mouth, or other body orifice.

Eventually the iPad will be largely replaced by the iPon as a popular means of coping with an irritable iRag.
1) Steer clear of Steve, his on his iRag again.

2) The bitch was on her iRag, so I shut her up with an iPad.

3) OMG Macs are far superior to Windows PCs, they don't get viruses! I wish I was a Mac, so I didn't have to deal with these burny herpes :(
by Shankm February 17, 2010
Get the iRag neck gaiter and mug.
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Get a Mercury retrograde mug for your dog Manafort.
2
A trendy, Web 2.0, Apple-approved way of describing a woman's period. Also see iPad.
"I would masturbate, but I'm on my iRag atm. I don't want to get everything all messy"
by w0lfie January 28, 2010
Get a iRag mug for your bunkmate Abdul.
3
An older, much less sanitory version of the iPad.
Jenny: I love my new iPad.
Martha: Yeah it is pretty sweet... my iRag gets pretty friggan' nasty about this time of the month.
by steverenio April 07, 2010
Get the iRag neck gaiter and mug.
4
A dumass who is retarded and likes memes and favors bring your AR-15 to work/school day
Gosh, he is such an Ira G.
by Raymond Shawnee likes Ruthy November 13, 2019
Get a Ira G. mug for your daughter-in-law Beatrix.