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Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!
Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned
Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned
by MJMizzle August 29, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When you buy an iPod, then the next day Apple releases a newer iPod with 60000 GB more space than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.
Guy1: Hey I just bought a new iPod yeah! Ahh waking up with my new iPod and- whatthell there's a new one out already!!
Guy2: you just got iPwned
Guy2: you just got iPwned
by someteen June 16, 2010
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To be proven wrong in a dispute according to factual information retrieved on an iPhone or other internet-connected device.
If one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been iPwned
If one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been iPwned
by mrflip November 15, 2009
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Collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of Apple's iPhone ("iPwn"). Used by analogy with "the damned."
by pblair January 09, 2007