To achieve an orgasm from excitement when one buys/recieves an Apple product such as an iPod

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes