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The code that Apple discreetly activates on older iDevices to make them appear slower when a new version of that iDevice comes out - thus increasing the desire for the user to upgrade.
Oh no, iLag just activated on my iPad! This thing runs like a dog!
by Slagdor September 04, 2013
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A nickname for extremely slow ISPs like AND especially Telbru.
Man 1: Let's play WoW
Man 2: No, I'm using iLag..
Man 1: Well, I'm using iLag as well, so fuck you
Man 2: ...
by IArtThou October 21, 2009
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