n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Steve Jobs latest "innovation".

A term used for when one's IPod crashes suddenly without reason.

An outstandingly stupid idea, which usually leads to somebody dieing.