dumbass: don’t you hate when you’re walking down the street and some spaghetti falls out of your pocket?

you: i-

I've been jabbed

Kaitlynn: i luv you so much but i also don't trust you and i rly wanna be with you but now i hate you again and don't care about you.

Me: I-

But like that's your opinion i-
LMAOOO Nobody asked sis i-
blah blah something irritating i-

Bitches be like: I- I- You- Wow I-

Bitch what? Speak. Spit it the fuck out. What do you want to say? I'm listening. We are all waiting and you are doing nothing. This is nonsense. You can't even use words anymore. Go the hell outside for once damn. God damn. Get a job or something.

Person #1: Whew chile you would not BELIEVE what Ieysha told me the other day!
Person #2: Girl what happened?
Person #1: Apparently that bitch Samantha done got pregnant!
Person #2: Girl I-! What the fuck, ain’t she dating Chris?
Persona #1: Girl that’s what I was saying, the ghetto done JUMPED out!

Yuti: i suck toes for a living.
Hennie: cold toes are the yummiest
Kiley: i-