by WetTaco September 20, 2017
Short for “I masturbate”,
Tim, “Hey Jawn-Riyawn, you want to go to the landing this week?”
Jawn Riyawn, “I’m down if I don’t have to drive the rover to StL”
Tim, “What the fuck did you just say?”
Jawn Riyawn, “I’m down if I don’t have to drive the rover to StL”
Tim, “What the fuck did you just say?”
by Elon’s Musk March 20, 2019
The most told lie in the English language. Used when someone is, in fact, not fine, but drowning in their sadness. They say ‘I’m fine’ because they don’t want to worry anyone with their problems, and it’s easier than explaining what’s wrong.
person 1 : how are you, you look upset?
person 2 : oh, I’m fine thanks, just tired
person 2 is not fine.
I’m tired - tired of living, tired of fighting, tired of waking up everyday to fight a constant battle going on inside their head.
person 2 : oh, I’m fine thanks, just tired
person 2 is not fine.
I’m tired - tired of living, tired of fighting, tired of waking up everyday to fight a constant battle going on inside their head.
by piginawig March 04, 2019
A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.
Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY
by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019
Use this phrase when referring to your significant other when the words “I was doing stuff” comes into the conversation to give it a sexual or comical meaning.
Peter: Sorry I’m late! I was doing stuff
MJ: I’m stuff
Peter: MJ! OMG! NO!
Tony: *laughing* Pete, your girlfriend is awesome
MJ: I’m stuff
Peter: MJ! OMG! NO!
Tony: *laughing* Pete, your girlfriend is awesome
by duckymj September 01, 2019
Used to cover up how you actually feel... you want people to believe your okay when you’re actually dying inside and have no where to go
by Triple3a November 26, 2017