Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
by godgody June 10, 2020
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
by LLBDAB June 01, 2021
"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.
Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"
by Billyorangejuice April 29, 2018
by Birdie Swanny August 03, 2017
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

