I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023

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I am own the dirt orb

World is mine.

asune mikku: i am own the dirt orb

by Cat… with a K. March 31, 2023

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I kiss my own tightness

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.

"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

by ParkMinho August 15, 2018

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Saying for jerks, slackers, cocky bastards, arrogant pricks and very highly respected douchebags meaning you are the one cutting the slack, and nobody else. There isn't anyone else in your life that you need to ask for help, because you know how to help yourself, and don't need anyone's permission.

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Sorry, I cut my own slack"

"Did your boss cut you some slack on your lunch so you can stay longer? I am the boss, I cut my own slack!"

See jerk, douche, cocky, bastard, prick, asshole

by slack cutter January 29, 2012

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I drank my own tears

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.

Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.

by MiuNyan September 17, 2011

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