I own a horse

A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.

(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*

(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*

by AlexTheMedicore January 7, 2011

i owned you

1. An expression used to state you used to have a romantic relationship before, and now you don't.

2. A general expression when you lose a thing you owned, and then, when in the verge of confrontation, you say.

Richard: I owned you, Sallie Mae.
Sallie Mae: Well, it's too late now, Richard.

Man: Damn! I owned you, Nintendo!

by subtle September 5, 2005

Bitch-I-Own-U

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)

"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"

by BITCH-I-OWN-U July 30, 2008

I own you bitches

Means that you are superior to a group of others, in control, the boss, etc.

On its own - i.e. I own you bitches...

by jat December 16, 2004

bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

by hoobaju June 18, 2009

i own your family

This is a very effective insult used in online gaming. Not only are you asserting dominance, but you are also telling them that they are black and a slave. This is a term coined by the great fortnite player named "adjoinFRAGS".

Guy1: "Adjoin, you're trash, kid"
adjoinFRAGS: "Shut the fuck up kid I own your family"
Guy1: *shuts up*

by oblockshooter December 22, 2018

Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by WhyohY January 23, 2023