What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
by goodlord! January 05, 2021
A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.
I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."
Now you feel dirty too.
Now you feel dirty too.
by asskickervictor October 28, 2010
1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!
by PP3A2 December 13, 2009
by SomeoneNew March 10, 2007
person 1: Walk straight into a wall
person 2: *facepalm* I just can't... I just can't with you anymore.
person 2: *facepalm* I just can't... I just can't with you anymore.
by thefoxbutt97 April 26, 2012
by candylaureli May 14, 2011
A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
by Joker X March 02, 2004