by efforia December 16, 2015
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by Whysocolddonttakemysmurfshoes November 05, 2019
man: *beats his dick to a hot lady he would never be able to get with*
man: I just nutted.
man: I need friends.
man: I just nutted.
man: I need friends.
by bigsexy4231 January 27, 2017
by ok erzi November 18, 2019
The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"
Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"
by derpduck February 16, 2015
Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 14, 2010