If someone says I have the juice they mean that they get a lot of girls or boys
by Goat222222 December 06, 2017
Get the i have the juice neck gaiter and mug.
a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).
John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
by AngryAtom January 19, 2011
Get a at least i have my orange juice mug for your mother-in-law Rihanna.