May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
your on the phone and your man ask you do you want me to buy you something from the store and you i guess so.
by OSHI March 24, 2005
3
Typically in direct response to the conversation at hand. Usually ironically or ironically, and at the very most making little sense to what's being said. The phrase is usually used by females who over use acronym such as ''LOL" in every sentence and can not provide any substance to a conversation. While at the same time calling everyone dry and boring.
Dereck: Hey Sarah, have you seen that video going around?
Sarah: ye y lol
Dereck: I haven't got a chance to see it. What's it about?
Sarah: O lol
Dereck: Anything interesting on it?
Sarah: no lol
Dereck: I like the shirt you had on today at school.
Sarah: lol i guess so lol
Dereck: Good talk.
Sarah:.......huh? y u leaving?
Sarah: ye y lol
Dereck: I haven't got a chance to see it. What's it about?
Sarah: O lol
Dereck: Anything interesting on it?
Sarah: no lol
Dereck: I like the shirt you had on today at school.
Sarah: lol i guess so lol
Dereck: Good talk.
Sarah:.......huh? y u leaving?
by Real_Meaning January 30, 2021