A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
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by screamxmayday January 05, 2011
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I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
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First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
by Bustex August 04, 2016
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A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.
God I fucking hate you
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