Boy: I <3 u!
Girl: I </3 u.
Boy: Why?
Girl: There is someone else. Sry.
Boy: =(

boy:ok babe, i've gotta go
girl:ok hun, i <3 u
boy;...what does that mean?...
girl: it means i love you...duh!1
boy:...ohhhh ok...i get it now.

sue: i <3 u
bob: i don't understand.
sue: what do you mean?
bob: you can't have an inequality with imaginary numbers "i <3 u" is impossible and makes no sense.
<sue has disconnected>

1. Dude, I <3 u
2. Science shows that I <3 U.