1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.
2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
by MissFlorida July 26, 2010
A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.
Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.
by Joshua James October 17, 2006
when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents
you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you
by snickazzz March 24, 2005
KS:"don't copy it!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"
by glover101 November 18, 2007
Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.
Hypocrite.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!
Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!
Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
by humans are all equal.. December 04, 2010