Although it shares only a few letters with "hymen," hymen can often be confused with hymnal, a bound and protected repository of godly songs. Hymnals are sometimes ornate and their seals must be broken in to allow for easy access and page turning.

Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.

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Hell yea, my nice anal licker