Rupturing the mucous membrane at the external opening of the vagina as a result of the first act of sexual intercourse
Dude! I porked this chick the other night and pulled the hymen maneuver! I had no idea she was still a virgin; she was 14!
by omega3 fatty acid January 21, 2009
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The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.
Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
by lyj867 November 06, 2007
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to see the true face of a hymen shredder go find Richard Allan Davis, now residing on California's death row
by sexydimma February 26, 2015
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A theoretical fold of mucous membrane occluding the rectum. This structure is only present in anal virgins, and is broken upon anal penetration.
Anal counterpart to the hymen.
Anal counterpart to the hymen.
Hell yeah he's a player - he broke my butt hymen after our second date.
This man's butt hymen is ruptured! Call a doctor!
This man's butt hymen is ruptured! Call a doctor!
by Inuit Dust Commando! October 29, 2004
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Aye ye land lubbers. This is your captain speaking. We've spotted a large hymen hole on the horizon. Prepare to dock and unload the goods.
by schlongzilla July 30, 2005
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by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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by Guardians of Life at the IMA April 29, 2010
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