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hydrotard -
Pronunciation:Hi-dro-tard
1. (Verb)To melt someone's rational ability with stupid or silly entertainment.
-Past tense: Hydrotarded, Past Participle: Hydrotard, Present Participle: Hydrotarding-
1. (Noun)Someone who is temporarily rendered stupid or silly by drinking alcohol, watching too much television,etc.
-Plural: Hydrotards -
Pronunciation:Hi-dro-tard
1. (Verb)To melt someone's rational ability with stupid or silly entertainment.
-Past tense: Hydrotarded, Past Participle: Hydrotard, Present Participle: Hydrotarding-
1. (Noun)Someone who is temporarily rendered stupid or silly by drinking alcohol, watching too much television,etc.
-Plural: Hydrotards -
Verb:
I like to hydrotard my mom when she's upset, so she'll feel better.
After I hydrotarded the class, the teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I had hydrotard the class to get suspended from school and play video games at home.
Noun:
She giggled and said, "You're such a hydrotard."
At the karaoke bar, we hydrotards started dancing insanely.
I like to hydrotard my mom when she's upset, so she'll feel better.
After I hydrotarded the class, the teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I had hydrotard the class to get suspended from school and play video games at home.
Noun:
She giggled and said, "You're such a hydrotard."
At the karaoke bar, we hydrotards started dancing insanely.
by Self-Proclaimed King of Words January 31, 2009
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021