by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 04, 2010
by -anomynous June 29, 2015
by Sergei Eisenstein May 09, 2011
Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."
by a-gap right now October 20, 2011
by Hydraulic Gape May 26, 2019
When a guy curls up into a ball and then proceeds to pull a Durex X-tra Strentgh Condom over his entire body.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.
Nick: "Hey, have you seen Mark today?"
Mir: "Naw man, I think he formed his cacoon last night."
Nick: "Lucky bastard, I've always wanted to go through Hydraulic Metamorphosis!"
Mir: "Naw man, I think he formed his cacoon last night."
Nick: "Lucky bastard, I've always wanted to go through Hydraulic Metamorphosis!"
by Professor Kukui January 14, 2018