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When a guy curls up into a ball and then proceeds to pull a Durex X-tra Strentgh Condom over his entire body.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.
Nick: "Hey, have you seen Mark today?"

Mir: "Naw man, I think he formed his cacoon last night."

Nick: "Lucky bastard, I've always wanted to go through Hydraulic Metamorphosis!"
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by Professor Kukui January 14, 2018
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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