When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.
Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant
by ConsumerOfSouls March 23, 2016
See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.
by L'LoKo April 27, 2010
when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth
by fat wood magee April 26, 2010
by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014
It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.
by FireMan Ron February 11, 2018
When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.
David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!
Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
by SheezyMan February 26, 2009
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
by Stevie Y February 28, 2006

