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Short for homework, which is annoying but will prevent you from working behind the counter at your local McDonald's or Wal-Mart when done.
by dj gs68 October 21, 2003
Jun 7 Word of the Day
A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
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Abbreviation of 'homework'. Or 'nuisance'.
I can't get A's without doing my HW. I might be a lot more cheerful, however, if I took a break some days. In fact, I sometimes consider waiting until the lunch period to do it. Hmmm...
I always end up doing it at home.
I always end up doing it at home.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
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H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the couch, the bed and even in rare cases, the car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.
EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
by Fishman1319 April 22, 2019