Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”