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(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.
“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019
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Unsolicited advice that comes from living along the Gulf of Mexico and surviving multiple hurricanes in one lifetime.
“I asked if they were evacuating for the storm, but they said they’d ride this one out. They tried to hurrisplain the cone of error to me, but I trust Ben Terry most.”
by Duncanchic September 04, 2021