An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.
-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"
-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"
-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"
by John the Baptist 69 May 19, 2011
Drink of choice of Bay Area rap icon E-40. Here go the recipe, in his own words: "151 Bacardi Dark, Bacardi Light, Triple Sec, Grenadine, pineapple juice, and an empty container of Arrowhead water. Put it all in one and you got some good shit." I assume a Poland Spring bottle will also suffice for those of us on the East Coast.
by Joe Shizzle September 16, 2004
A hurricane that struck the gulf coast in August, 2005. The city of New Orleans and the Mississippi coast were destroyed. Many people lost their lives, black, white, hispanic, asian, does it really matter? the point is the storm was horrible. People get caught up (Kanye West) and say "George Bush doesn't care about black people". Not only black people people lived in New Orleans. and I think a more accurate statement would be "George bush doesn't care about people." When people die and a city is lost why do people look at races and blame people? The point is innocent people died, R.I.P. New Orleans is like Atlantis once a thriving city now under water. Hopefully New Orleans will get back on its feet and thrive like it used to.
All races are equal. Hurricane Katrina wasn't racist, she killed anyone in her way, so don't be ignorant and say only black people died.
by Jersey Kid November 28, 2007
A NHL hockey team that was formerly called the Hartford Whalers, part of the Southeast Divison.
The Stanley Cup Champions of 2006, led by capitan Rod Brind'Amour and Con Smythe Trophy winner (Goalie) Cam Ward.
Located in Raleigh, North Carolina, they are owned by Peter Karmanos and the General Manager is Jim Rutherford and they play in the RBC Center.
Nicknamed the 'Canes.
One of the most famous players was former capitan Ron Francis.
They won the first Major League title for North Carolina.
The Stanley Cup Champions of 2006, led by capitan Rod Brind'Amour and Con Smythe Trophy winner (Goalie) Cam Ward.
Located in Raleigh, North Carolina, they are owned by Peter Karmanos and the General Manager is Jim Rutherford and they play in the RBC Center.
Nicknamed the 'Canes.
One of the most famous players was former capitan Ron Francis.
They won the first Major League title for North Carolina.
by Mrs. Eric Staal June 26, 2006
Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.
by Yakob99 June 24, 2013
A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane
Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020
by the kamikaze man August 29, 2011