Hurl

A stick used in the Irish game of hurling.
Not to be confused like some lads do from tipp who call it a Hurley and Footballey. Completely retarded they are.

"I'll break this fucking hurl off your fucking face you fat fucking fuck tard"

by Andydaltonthe3rd August 10, 2019

Hurlness

The UGLINESS of a person.

God, the hurlness of that person is 6ft

by scott mccowan August 14, 2006

Joy to the hurl!

The relief vomiting brings to an upset stomach.

After mixing wine, whiskey, tequila and Pinas it was joy to the hurl!

by I, Wreckerrr November 8, 2016

erse-hurl

Another euphemistic mispronunciation of "asshole". Cf. the use of icehole by the character Roman Moronie in the movie Johnny Dangerously.

He's such a fargin erse-hurl.

by Ostrodamis July 7, 2013

Highway Hurl

When a girl sucks a guy off while he's driving and spits the load out the window onto the highway.

Anthony and I were going to the mall but he wanted to bust, so I did the highway hurl.

by SamAnt December 27, 2008

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy March 9, 2018

Herbert-Hurl

To puke and pass out at the same time. Based on the events of George H.W. Bush passing out and throwing up on the Japanese Prime Minister's lap at a banquet.

Japanese dude: How did the banquet go last night?
Kiichi Miyazawa (Prime Minister): Great, up until President Bush "Herbert-hurled" on my lap.

by The Hobo Hunter April 14, 2016