The hurdy-gurdy is the first stringed instrument Like an Organ grinder would use for his monkey to dance too. A hurty Gurty man is someone that stirs up the a group of people. Like a Musician can get the room jumpin.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

a man who is well hung

Man with a large penis and balls.

An exclamation uttered when cruising itunes and finding out somehow you've ended up on the oldies page.

OR:

(adj) used to describe anything that is so beyond retro as to
be prehistoric.