The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013
Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.
"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
by Mr. Blobfish August 06, 2016
- one of the best events in track & field. this race is a SPRINT, and involves speed, endurance, and skill. some people have a certain lane preference because of the curve in this race. It is one of the most demanding races, but feels amazing when you get a really good time.
by hurdle runner August 31, 2009
(nûrd hûr’dl) n., v. -dled, -dling n.
a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation.
-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.
a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation.
-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.
by masterofknowledge April 18, 2010
Nathan practiced for the school track team by herd hurdling over the cows at his family's Colorado ranch.
by shish 101 April 04, 2005
Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.
by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011
smallest town ever located just outside of Roxboro North Carolina. Full of rednecks and country folk with some normal people. Do not come here it is the worst town ever.
Bob: Where do you live?
Fred: Hurdle Mills
Bob: Ohhh.....I think I have heard of it.
Fred: No you haven't it's not on the map.
Fred: Hurdle Mills
Bob: Ohhh.....I think I have heard of it.
Fred: No you haven't it's not on the map.
by nyancatsnailbob February 21, 2012