A small hicktown in the mid-west. Huntington is located South of the much larger city of Fort Wayne, and is notably a smaller "town". Many of the people living in Huntington fall into one of the following categories.

Super Old and Grouchy: These people are like the old man living next door that will call the police on you for anything and everything, tell you about respect “back in his day”.

Middle Aged and Miserable: These people have been stuck in Huntington their whole lives and amounted to nothing and now have to take it out on the world, because they made bad decisions in life.

Young and Pregnant: These are becoming the majority of the population as the Middle Aged and Miserable had children. These Kids are generally wiggers, from mostly divorced, alcoholic and pothead parents and generally become parents on their own while they are still children.

In the town of Huntington most people can be found at a few locations.

Taco Bell: This is where girls can hang with their baby daddy’s while they are at work.

Huntington North High School: This is the place to show off your baby’s new FUBU shirt.

Cruising the “strip”: This is a Huntington tradition. It consists of people from the age of about 12 to people about 30, who are related, dating, sometimes related and dating, driving their 1995 Chevy Beretta’s and rusted out “muscle cars” around thinking they are cool because they have 13’’ Daytons.

Festivals and Fairs: This is the most common place to find the typical Huntington inhabitant. You can find all of the above people at one time or another at such place. They generally end up having a fight and someone gets upset about another persons baby daddy, and it ends up in a house getting paint balled or TP’d.

Huntington Girl (1) You F*cked with my baby daddy, now we gunna do a drive by in our berreta on daytons and paint ball ur house!

Huntington Girl (2) Yea well he's my brother so I can F*ck with him if I want. My Grandpa will call the cops on you!

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.