the act of gnawing and lingering on top of shenanigans. an inquisitive remark used to appreciate fed-ex packages and or gazing at the mustache of an adult.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.