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1. N. A paratrooper stuck in a tree or somewhere unable to land in the ground.
2. N. A turd that comes out partially and gets stuck. Unlike a turtle head that pops in and out like its playing peekaboo.
2. N. A turd that comes out partially and gets stuck. Unlike a turtle head that pops in and out like its playing peekaboo.
Hey, look at that hung jumper. Maybe we should cut him down.
Omg I can't pass that turd. It's a hung jumper.
Omg I can't pass that turd. It's a hung jumper.
by Hungjumper13 May 30, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018