Stupid fucking thread deleting bitch on the Mariah Carey message board. Can often be found fucking her father at every given opportunity. Can quite often be found on street corners looking to fuck other daddies as well. Will actually fuck anything with a pulse

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.