Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.
I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.
by Dr. M. Dickie August 30, 2010
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Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"
"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"
by thandor June 02, 2012
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Humster is commonly used among lesser intelligent people and people with mental disabilities, humster is simply their way of reffering to a lobster.
humster lobster
by versaceeee January 26, 2018
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A word used to describe a "lobster" by people who are retarded, have aspergers, autism or an IQ equal to or lower than 15.
I am not a fan of shrimps or humster myself
by vingattemgaddiosa January 14, 2018
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