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An anchent form of martial arts based on the tactic of thrusting your hips in a forward and reverse motion.
"Your humpu is far superior to my ninjitsu!"
by Aerion August 03, 2005
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant
Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night
by hummuslvr3000 April 09, 2011
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A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.
Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".
by Brentus July 26, 2005
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the act of wanting to hump and/or have intercourse with a non-human entity
i wanna humpus a wumpus
by PvP-English March 17, 2021
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