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Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 06, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018