When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show
"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."
by OnewithaTree May 28, 2012
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Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
by Twathenge April 10, 2006
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Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.
Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.
by ManicHispanic October 05, 2004
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A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
by Behemothone November 06, 2019
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A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
Look at Humpty dumpty
by Enter August 21, 2017
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After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
by Jeff D April 19, 2003
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the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass
I just took the runniest humpty dump
by techstep April 03, 2006
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