Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.
by harpnbard January 19, 2011
"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."
by xohotmess April 03, 2008
We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.
by JonathanChance October 01, 2003
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010
A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.
I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!
I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!
by Scammer Steve April 08, 2008
by tyrannicaltbagger April 17, 2007