When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump
Im ready hump me
by Bman112 September 25, 2017
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A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.
When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!
by Mrs. Johnson January 10, 2007
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WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK
by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018
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A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.
Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.
by maxwags January 14, 2018
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WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER
OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY
by do A FlIp November 01, 2019
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