The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.
Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.
by Riderzzz March 13, 2013
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One day in the week, Wednesday, where two people satisfy each other's sexual needs and desires.
Hey, do you want to come over for Hump Day?

I'm tingly thinking about you doing me on Hump Day!
by ohiooak May 16, 2018
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When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.
Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.
by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018
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Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.
Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!
by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021
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The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)
by R.U. High February 20, 2014
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When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.
When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.
by humpdaydayta January 21, 2010
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The perfect way to begin your slide into the weekend. Started at Milton Yoga in Milton, MA. Hump Day Hatha is a moderately-paced stretching, strengthening and detoxifying yoga class with some simple breathing exercises.

Hatha Yoga works to balance mind and body through physical postures (asanas), controlled breathing (pranayama), and the calming of the mind through relaxation and meditation. Asanas teach balance and build strength and are practiced to improve the body's physical health and clear the mind through focused breathing and mediation.
You know if you make it to Hump Day Hatha your week is going to be a good one.
by SkiingYogi August 3, 2011
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